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Hello, im Rhiann, Hella Homo. pretty much mamrie hart and Alex Kingston's love child. I like tea and things
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yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day


he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

communistbakery:

Steal her look - Tish Simmonds
Abercrombie & Fitch Cotton New York Tee - $12.99
Leaderproducts Woolshed Broom (Blue) - $19.99 (x2)
Mum’s Car - priceless

communistbakery:

Steal her look - Tish Simmonds

  • Abercrombie & Fitch Cotton New York Tee - $12.99
  • Leaderproducts Woolshed Broom (Blue) - $19.99 (x2)
  • Mum’s Car - priceless

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

methhomework:

i feel like apple employees make this shit up so a couple of stupid people will have to buy all new phones

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

wilddrawfour:

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

wassup